1:21 p.m. - 2003-04-14

<@tasha> last night, i asked my mom

<@tasha> "which newtown pike exit do i take, the first or the second?"

<@tasha> and she said "the first!"

<@tasha> what she should have said was,

<@tasha> "NEITHER, DIPSHIT, COS RED MILE ROAD IS OFF OF VERSAILLES RD, NOT NEWTOWN PIKE"

<@tasha> so this morning, my alarm clock doesnt go off, we leave the house at 10:20 which gives us baaaarely enough time to get there by 10:45, and i take the WRONG. FUCKING. EXIT.

<@tasha> AND I DRIVE. AND I TURN AROUND. AND I DRIVE. AND I ASK A COP FOR DIRECTIONS. AND HE SENDS ME EVERYWHERE BUT WHERE I NEED TO BE.

<@tasha> AND I GET THERE AN HOUR LATE! AN HOUR! LATE!

<@tasha> AND THEY WOULDNT SEE HER!

<@tasha> BUT IT TOOK THEM HALF AN HOUR JUST TO RESCHEDULE HER APPOINTMENT!!!

ps i HATE LEXINGTON DRIVERS. REALLY. WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRIVE?!?!?